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After nearly a year together at the Odense Zoo in Denmark, the...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 03:53:26 -0500

After nearly a year together at the Odense Zoo in Denmark, the same-sex couple attempted to become parents of their own. Keepers witnessed the pair trying to steal other couples’ eggs. And during brooding season, the penguins even tried to incubate a dead herring.

“[The two] seriously wanted to stay with an egg,” zoologist Nina Christensen told The Star.

The Odense Zoo reports that the penguins were recipients of an unexpected blessing when a female penguin laid not one but two eggs. She ultimately ditched the second egg, which afforded the male couple to become adoptive parents.

However, before they were given the egg, the males had to practice on artificial eggs. Once proven capable, they received and successfully incubated the egg.

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Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:13:22 -0500

apoehlergize: SNL celebrating Obama’s win at 30 Rock.

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:21:25 -0500

apoehlergize:

SNL celebrating Obama’s win at 30 Rock.

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mama-bird: littleoneinnyc: All I can hear in my head right now...

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 04:03:54 -0400

mama-bird:

littleoneinnyc:

All I can hear in my head right now is Oprah screaming “YOU get a gay husband, YOU get a gay husband, EVERYBODY GETS A GAY HUSBAAAAAAND!”

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Seth: […] Now here’s the thing in Amsterdam I found which is,...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:37:50 -0400

Seth: […] Now here’s the thing in Amsterdam I found which is, if two people are arguing, if one of them was American, everyone would side with the Dutch person. You would side with the worst Dutch person over the best American person. If there was like a 20 year old projectile vomiting— and Betty White, the Dutch guy would get the cab. […] So, I was desperate not to reveal that I was an American. So, I was speaking the only Dutch I knew which was “no”, which in Dutch is “nee”. So , the guy was like speaking to me in Dutch and I just started going “nee nee nee nee nee” and then he would make his next point and I would go “nee nee nee nee nee” and while I was doing this I crawled into the taxi where his girlfriend was already in the backseat. So, she was looking at me and she was talking to me and then I used another Dutch word I know because, the Dutch word for “out” is “uit”. So, that played right into my wheelhouse. So, to her I was going “uit uit uit uit” “nee nee nee nee” “uit”. And then finally they gave up ‘cause they were like, obviously we’re dealing with a simpleton who knows two words. And she got out and the guy got out and I was so proud of myself and I was so happy and, we were pulling the taxi down the street. And I should’ve just let it go but, I rolled down the window and I leaned out and I yelled: I claimed this taxi for America. (x)

Tue, 22 May 2012 02:51:11 -0400

Cabo da Roca, Portugal.

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:38:20 -0400

Cabo da Roca, Portugal.

This was rough, man. I’m still having...

Sun, 20 May 2012 02:15:00 -0400

This was rough, man. I’m still having emotion…feelings.

geeksquadgangbang: http://gawker.com/5910898/we-picked-up-john-w...

Fri, 18 May 2012 03:04:31 -0400

geeksquadgangbang:

http://gawker.com/5910898/we-picked-up-john-waters-hitchhiking-and-you-can-too